€Enough of jokes on the ladies. Now its the time for some male bashing..... (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are..
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???\=D/
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.:D
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business:p
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Indian Men....seriously!
Chinese man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more.
An Indian man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends ...and he still loves his mummy more...
Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it! :p
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up. :p
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are..
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares???\=D/
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.:D
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business:p
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Indian Men....seriously!
Chinese man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more.
An Indian man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends ...and he still loves his mummy more...
Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it! :p
haha... what a post dear.. i vl definitely want to put this on my blog.. only if u permit.... good one really
ReplyDeleteHey sure...pls do it :)...but please quote me :) :) :D
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